Meet the Humans Pt. 3

It's time to meet my littlest human, he's just a kitten compared to me (not in size obviously).

Meet the Humans Pt.2

The human you've all been waiting for - although I feel I may not live long after this post... SORRY MAW.



Humans, meet Donna. My human mother, the woman who picked me to be her furry son - she couldn't resist my cute charms and my happy slobbering when I get petted.

Now, I don't think I can tell you Donna's real age because women seem to be very sensitive about these kinds of facts, so let's say she's 21... (I am so not getting any treats today).

Donna loves to chill out on her couch - make no mistake that if anyone else sits on her couch they get swiftly punted off, the woman needs her space... However as you can see I'm allowed to sit on the couch because i'm cute (and her favourite being in this house).


Donna's hobbies include:

- Drinking copious amounts of tea, she is what some would call a 'tea-jenny' - and believe me this    lady is fussy about the amount of milk that goes in her tea, if it's not right you're sent back to the kitchen to fix the mess you've made of that poor woman's tea.


- Finding Marc Hillis (Louise's boyfriend) Doppelgängers in foreign countries (3 in the last year) and taking photos of them for proof - yes Donna is a crazy cat. The last doppelgänger she found she unfortunately couldn't take a photo however as she said - "No we sat down to have our dinner and there he was, couldn't take a pic incase we ended up in the poky!!!." 

- Decorating the Hogg Household every three months or so, in my old age I often forget what's new in this house or what's been here for a while. There's often so much furniture making equipment around, she loves to make things, my fellow furries and I love to play with the bits and bobs like those all important screws she might need so her furniture doesn't fall apart... whoops.

"H is for Hogg!"  (Donna Hogg, 2016)

Before I go, I'm just going to leave you with this video of Donna and her easter egg (no one was allowed to touch them, they were hers), enjoy humans.

Meet the Humans Pt.1

This is my human (well, 1 of 4).



I know what you're all thinking 'wow she's weird' and yes humans, yes she is.

My human is just a young spring chicken, at the age of 20 (just a little kitten compared to me).

Oh I just realised I haven't even told you her name, I think it's my old age getting the better of me, this human is called Louise.

Louise and I share a common hobby, she loves to SLEEP too. It's not uncommon to find her in bed after a gruelling day of university, (3 hours a day, 3 days a week... lazy fur-ball) taking a 'well-earned' nap. Often she brings me in the room too and we snuggle and sleep as demonstrated below. (Sometimes I think she is part cat.)


(Bella making her appearance, she sometimes likes to snuggle too.)

Louise's hobbies include:

-Eating her weight in food - when she gets a ham/chicken sandwich I get some too (I can smell it a   mile away). I annoy her until she gives me some… 

-Giving me my heart tablets in the morning - I have a large heart (genuinely, not just because I’m so loving, it’s a meow-dical condition ok…) Sometimes I accidentally dribble on her when she’s putting the tablet in my mouth and she gags because my breath smells, it’s ok though she still loves me.

-Binge-watching series programmes on Netflix when she has university assignments to do - it’s a talent of hers to do it every year, and then cry when she has no time. I often like to help her study and do work, I do my best but hey I'm only a cat!